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What Everybody Ought to Know About Best Man Speech Jokes

You may have noticed that most best man speeches have quite a few jokes in them. The reason behind that is the tradition that the best man should set the relaxed and happy mood for the party to begin after the ceremony is over. If you are lucky enough to have been asked by a friend or family member to be a best man, good for you! If you are a little nervous about your speech or don’t think of yourself as a funny kind of guy, check out this book: Best man speeches: Be Fearless, Funny and Flawless! It is a very good book with many different jokes you could use in your best man speech and they don’t mind if your copy them. They just want you to successfully fulfill your duty as a best man.

Jokes in your speech don’t have to be amazingly funny side splitters. They could be something that you found funny about the groom or the bride or the ceremony. But if you want to make sure that your speech goes off without a hitch, you should prepare a speech ahead of time. Little one liners from famous people could be used. Here are a couple of examples:

“Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.”

–       Benjamin Franklin

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!” – Phyllis Diller

“Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”

–       Helen Roland

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You could also include a longer joke that has a good, clean ending. Make sure to say the joke right, and keep it flowing before you lose the crowd. Proper execution of these jokes is essential.

A very important part of being funny is to be relaxed. You won’t be able to make anyone laugh with your voice squeaking and your palms sweating, unless they are laughing at you. So take a deep breath, maybe a quick shot of something with bite and remember that you are doing this because you care for the groom. You should know most of these people. At least half, anyway; the groom’s side of the family.

A good thing to do would be to practice the speech on some of your close friends. If they laugh than it should be good enough to make the crowd laugh. Ask them to tell you their honest opinion and try it on more than one person. Some people will laugh at anything. You want a tough critic, someone to make sure you have a memorable speech.

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